Funny Facebook Status Lines

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Funny Facebook Status Lines If you are searching for Funny Facebook Status lines or updates, then you are on the right webpage. In this article, you will get latest status and Quotes to share on your Facebook Wall. Nowadays people spend most of the time in using social networking sites and want to update unique status. Facebook has become a need of all the people. The first thing people normally do is checking their Facebook accounts. Today the social networking sites have more than 65 million active users almost equal to the population of entire UK. One can upload photos, discussing different things. Nowadays businesses and corporate are engaging people with help of these social media sites.

Without wasting any time read the funny facebook status lines and share it with your friends and family. Funny Best Friend Quotes

If I don’t log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must’ve kidnapped me!

I made my Facebook name “Benefits,” so when you add me now it says “you’re friends with benefits.”

I’m going to open a new Facebook account named ‘Anonymous’ so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me!

Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.

Facebook status: I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.

If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.

I made my Facebook name “Benefits,” so when you add me now it says “you’re friends with benefits.”

I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.  

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.  

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up.

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