Funny I Love You Quotes For her

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Funny I Love You Quotes For her

My phone battery lasts longer than most of my relationships nowadays.

It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.

Love is fun but, it is not going to pay the bills.

I had a dream that i still loved you…I think I woke up screaming.

Funny I love you Quotes

Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener

We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.

Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.

Funny I Love You Quotes For her

A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers

Don’t make love by the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbors ain’t

Love is a sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock

Funny I Love You Quotes For her

Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love

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Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last.

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

Funny I Love You Quotes For her

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over

He grabbed her hand and held it tightly, and she thought, “he loves me!” And he thought, “wow this sidewalk is icy!

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I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!

Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

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